October222014

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via angelmcastillo)

12AM
hannahbobanna90:

Betabrand:When did you first learn that you were funny?
Janie Haddad Tompkins:I am still waiting to learn if I am funny or not. I should ask someone, Adam Corolla, maybe?

hannahbobanna90:

  • Betabrand:When did you first learn that you were funny?
  • Janie Haddad Tompkins:I am still waiting to learn if I am funny or not. I should ask someone, Adam Corolla, maybe?

(via daddymymouthisfullofstars)

October202014

htdeverything:

How to correct someone gracefully, and how to mow your lawn without a lawnmower.

(14 plays)

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11PM

angelmcastillo:

reidfaylor:

The Harry Potter legend as foretold by cave paintings.

This took a while to create, mostly because for every hour of work I accomplished I lost two reading Harry Potter trivia. I also had to research actual cave paintings, but those didn’t grip me the same way. In summary: human history < Harry Potter.

See the rest here.

Holy shit, Reid, these are amazing! INTERNET, MAKE THESE VIRAL.

11PM
10PM

cracked:

Proton packs don’t kill people. Secret Tea Party members crossing the streams kill people.

6 Weirdly Conservative Messages Hidden in Ghostbusters

October182014

No matter how many sponsored ads show up in my tumblr I will never see Ouija the movie.

12AM

actualomelette:

nellachronism:

naturepunk:

deducecanoe:

funnyordie:

via Official Redskins Name Change

I just reblog this every time I see it.

100% support. 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO BONERCATS!

i dont even watch sports but now im going to become a fan of that team just so i can say bonercats (and support the movement)

I’ve been a Washington fan my whole life and I think this is a solid plan.

(via daddymymouthisfullofstars)

October162014

RIP Walking the Room

Frowns face

(Source: the-dollop)

October152014
They&#8217;re not all amazing but some are really great. 
 (via 17 Amazing DIY Halloween Costumes For Dogs | Life Cheating)

They’re not all amazing but some are really great.
(via 17 Amazing DIY Halloween Costumes For Dogs | Life Cheating)

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