September22014

Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

I just want to point out a reebok is a type of antelope.

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“Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.”

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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September12014

mattgourley:

SUPEREGO RETURNS! Episode 4:1 with Neko Case, Thomas Lennon, Colin Hanks, Timothy Omundson, and Michael Sherman.

 

Subscribe and download from iTunes:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/superego/id129558037?mt=2

Or click play above.

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August292014

craxy:

capskat26:

Washington Capitals in Tumblr Text Posts

PERFECTION.

42 daaaaaaaaaaaaaays

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August282014
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cracked:

Click play for hilarious flaming beefs (to help ease the pain)!

7 Horrors of Ferguson Policing (Made Less Awful With Farts)

#7. The Police Never Filed an Incident Report for the Shooting of Michael Brown

After many days of putting off the report’s release, the Ferguson police have since admitted to never even filing one. Incident reports are incredibly important (and required), and they should ideally be written within 24 hours of the incident (for hopefully obvious reasons). But they didn’t even write one. Isn’t that fucking coo-coo bananas, y’all? I guess they either just never got around to it or never got around to wanting to tell the truth about it. Either way, there’s that.

Or there that is not, I guess.

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August262014
witsradio:

behindbobsburgers:

Extended Preview of Bob’s Burgers comic book #1 on ComicBookResources.com
Comic book drops this Wednesday, 8/27!

Our writer Jeff Drake, husband to Bob’s Burger’s head writer Wendy Molyneux (also a writer for Wits) has a new comic coming out! This week!Support your local comic shop and pick up 50 copies. It’ll be worth that many read-throughs, and real champions don’t read the same copy twice.

witsradio:

behindbobsburgers:

Extended Preview of Bob’s Burgers comic book #1 on ComicBookResources.com

Comic book drops this Wednesday, 8/27!

Our writer Jeff Drake, husband to Bob’s Burger’s head writer Wendy Molyneux (also a writer for Wits) has a new comic coming out! This week!

Support your local comic shop and pick up 50 copies. It’ll be worth that many read-throughs, and real champions don’t read the same copy twice.

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Happy national dog day!

Happy national dog day!

August252014
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